Xiao Zhan basically coming up with a better WangXian scene for the Guanyin Temple event in the drama. [sigh] Really could’ve used a cute protection moment like that…or just more cute WangXian moments there, period.
Anonymous asked: OK, I want the “we’ve been married for 2 years now and u just had surgery that left u real fucking dopey and u keep telling me that u wanna take me out and marry me” au in whatever MDZS pairing you think about for it.
“Dr. Lan,” the nurse on duty comes running into Lan Xichen’s office, “you’re needed in Ward 2.”
Lan Xichen smiles at that. “Wangji is awake?” he asks.
“Yes,” the nurse tells him, “but he’s making a scene. Please, Dr. Lan.”
Lan Xichen frowns, and follows her out of his office.
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“Who!” Lan Wangji is shouting, when Lan Xichen gets to the ward.
“Lan Zhan, please, calm down,” Wei Wuxian is saying, but Lan Xichen doesn’t miss the flicker of amusement on his features. “Lan Zhan, you’ll disturb the other patients if you keep yelling.”
Actual Novel Lines If They Were Included in The Untamed
(Can you imagine if these got included in the script? 🤭)
Wei Wuxian, educating straight men on their egotistical assumptions about gay people.
(Lol, actually, Wei Wuxian was not resurrected with his old body in the novel, but instead he inhabited the body of Mo Xuanyu, who was known to be homosexual. He was trying to hit two birds with one stone and piss off both the proud Jiang Cheng and the prudish Lan Wangji.)
Wei Wuxian: Who taught you this? Who told you this sort of conversation ought to happen? It might sound fine coming from me, but can you imagine your Hanguang-jun saying something like this?
(For the longest time, the juniors thought that Mo Xuanyu and Lan Wangji were in a relationship, and insisted that the least Wei Wuxian—as Mo Xuanyu—could do was be faithful to Lan Wangji. Lan Jingyi reprimanded Wei Wuxian when he did not exchange a tearful goodbye with Lan Wangji when they were in danger and needed to split up.)
Precious Wei Ying remembered that as a child, his father would hold the reins while his mother rode with little Wei Wuxian in her arms. So he made Lan Wangji act as the father while Wei Wuxian sits like the mother, so now they are just missing the child.
(Lan Wangji has no idea what is happening, lol.)
Lan Xichen: Young Master Wei, I do not think this is the right time and place.
(It really wasn’t, but on the upside, the line was so unexpected that Jin Guangyao’s hold slackened and Wei Wuxian was able to escape in the novel, lmao)
When you see shitposts calling their escape post-Guanyin Temple “eloping"—they are not wrong, and thus those are not real shitposts.
