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[PINNED POST] housekeeping + links

Because Tumblr is messing around with how things show up in tags (mainly the inclusion of links in your posts), this post will be an amalgamation of all the useful links you’ll need for my fics, and will be linked at the bottom of each post.

Will be updated regularly.

Last updated: 05 July 2021

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mxtx-meta-collection:

spacebeyonce:

like did YOU make a completely new form of cultivation??? did YOUUUUUU invent a bunch of cool talismans and shit that people STOLE and USE WITHOUT CREDITING YOU after your death??? how can y’all say wei wuxian is dumb!!! just because he likes to be a little silly doesn’t mean he’s dumb!!!!

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petermorwood:

claraschaos:

neil-gaiman:

yaboybigbadguzma:

hideousgourd:

fischotterkunst:

fischotterkunst:

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

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(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

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2) DON’T type in services.msc

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3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

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4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

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5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

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if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

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I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

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Pretend to be upset.

OP how could you


I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

It would.

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Neil Gaiman?!

Teehee…

punkrock-bottom:

Need people to understand that if I’m online all day and do not respond to messages it’s because I need a day to not be a person and instead be one of those undiscovered species of slugs and that has lived in a cave for 1000 years and never seen sunlight and survives by eating moss

electrificata:

electrificata:

electrificata:

electrificata:

Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like “notes of leather and wet stone” you think “did an insane person write this its grapes” but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking “mmm little bit of leather on the finish there” and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.

With omegaverse fanfic. You -

You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please

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Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick